Yes, Penn Student Schedules Are That Overwhelming

From those bright kids at The Punch Bowl comes a demonstration of what happens when bred-for-hypercompetition Ivy League students take it all much, much too far:

We’d laugh more, but you know one of these guys is going to be president some day.

  • PennKid

    These guys will never be president.

    • PennKidder

      Astute and necessary observation! Simultaneously these guys will not be President, because only one person can hold the office of President at a time. Thank goodness you are willing to sacrifice a small portion of your unquestionably invaluable time to make such an enlightening reflection clear to the readers of this post.