Yesterday’s late-breaking Alycia Lane news might be the most startling yet: For some reason, Lane chose to call Governor Ed Rendell soon after she’d been released from prison in New York City. This latest report, on top of the alleged derogatory insults and police officer assault, paints a clearer picture about the real person — not the anchorperson — at the center of all of this unwanted, unnecessary attention.
The Rendell call, however innocent, was a mind-blowing display of tactlessness and hubris that’s almost beyond comprehension: Of course a popular local anchorwoman should ring up one of the most influential men in the state after a night in jail to “get her side of the story out” — who better? Does Ukee Washington have that kind of pull as well?
Based on how CBS 3 is not-so-discreetly erasing her from its promos and coverage thanks to the allegations, this bubble-headed breach of boundaries will probably be (or should be, rather) the reason she loses her job.
It was funny watching some of the 11 p.m. news coverage of Lane last night — NBC’s Tim Lake, in particular, could barely contain his shit-eating grin while reporting it. Then, at approximately 11:12, CBS 3’s Larry Mendte solemnly, soberly reported the news about the NYPD’s allegations and police report, almost chastising his co-anchor in the process: “Ah-lee-see-a,” he said in a fatherly, scolding tone, “allegedly also made a derogatory remark …” What else could he do?
Regardless of how this story shakes out — pre- or post-April 3rd court date — it’s probably a safe bet that Alycia Lane is in dire need of a professional makeover. It’s probably more accurate, however, to say that she needs a personal one as well.
Fast lane to guv [Daily News]
Rendell talks Alycia on 610 WIP [The Mighty Dan Gross]
Rage’ Anchor Dropped from Special [New York Post]