Archive for November, 2007

The 8:30 Report: What Philly’s Talking About

1196256102Nutter’s new chief of staff: Mayor-elect Michael Nutter selects Temple University executive Clarence D. (Clay) Armbrister to be his eyes and ears. Armbrister, 50, comes highly recommended as a perfect outside element — and complement — to what Nutter is trying to do in the city. If you want tangible evidence of his achievements, you don’t have to look any further than Temple. Says Temple vice president Timm Rinehart: “This is a guy that everybody respects, that everybody looks up to; he’s a role model, and he’s one of the primary reasons that we’ve come so far so fast.” [Inquirer]

Three number-one picks for McNabb?: That’s what the asking price was before the trading deadline for the team’s beleaguered quarterback, according to Adam Scheftler at NFL.com. Scheftler says one anonymous NFL team did inquire about the cost, and that was the answer they received from Eagles’ brass. Seems like more of a “he’s not available” comment than anything else. Considering Randy Moss went for a fourth-round pick to the Patriots last year, it’d be a little odd to see McNabb traded for one first-round pick, let alone three. We’ll see next year … [NFL.com]

“Philadelphia blacks” launch street patrols: That’s how Reuters refers to the men kicking off the 10,000-men anti-crime initiative, which began in earnest last night in South Philadelphia. The story reports that about 200 people — part of the “vanguard” group — spent a few hours last night walking, watching, handing out pamphlets to the community, and keeping an eye out for potentially dangerous criminals. [Reuters]

Cherry Hill school’s deplorable “Quiet Room”: Outraged parents sought an explanation at a school board meeting last night for a “quiet room” one Cherry Hill elementary school was using for misbehaving students. It’s a small, padded area “that smells like urine,” according to one parent. The school says it’s only used the room once this year and it was dismantled soon after the incident. [CBS 3]

Should Flyers tone it down?: The latest suspension against Scott Hartnell suggest that the Flyers are not backing off their violent play. One NHL.com editor says the next time it happens, the team should be punished for its multiple infractions this year. Right now, the team is “testing the limits,” and some of its penalties are borderline criminal acts. [NHL.com]

 

End Quote: “Local 98 Goons” Is a Great Name for a Hip-Hop Group

Today’s Daily Examiner quip comes from the Next Mayor Blog, which reported on David Oh’s decision to “investigate” alleged voter fraud in his councilman-at-large race against incumbent Jack Kelly. Kelly won — for now — but Oh, and apparently many of the commenters, feel the fix is in:

How many Local 98 goons who live in South Jersey illegally voted in Philadelphia? This band of thugs is nothing but a hit and run operation - cause problems in Philadelphia then run home to South Jersey.

David Oh to Challenge Election Results [Next Mayor]

 

The End Days of Bill Conlin’s Online Crap Storm: Interview With Bill Baer

1196105952The last few days of Bill Conlin madness have devolved into this weird media sociology study: venerable columnist at a daily newspaper gets into an e-mail spat about his anti-sabermetrics column with a reader; reader publishes spat online, which contains some potentially offensive banter from said columnist that becomes popular blog fodder; columnist becomes portrayed as hateful anti-Semite on many sites and faces professional repercussions because of it; reader becomes spiteful, faceless little blogger bitch in many old-media circles. So, today, the blogger in question, one Bill Baer, proprietor of the Phillies-sabermetric-friendly blog Crashburn Alley, explains himself. (Conlin is not commenting on the matter at this time.)

Did you mean to get Bill Conlin in trouble with his employer, the Daily News? You mentioned in one of your exchanges that you published he’d “most likely be fired” and you would no longer read the paper or watch a Comcast program because of his behavior.

Bill Baer: No, I had no intention of getting him in trouble. The e-mail I sent to Conlin where I postulated that he’d be fired was before the Hitler comment, and it was more about his tact than anything he said. I have had a personal boycott on the Daily News for a couple months as a result of the tactless comments Marcus Hayes made (go through my blog archives for the Marcus Hayes issue), have stuck to it, and only mentioned to Conlin that I wouldn’t be buying the paper or watching the show for effect.

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12:30 Report: Your News Update

JOHN PERZEL’S SON ARRESTED: Rep’s 18-year-old son arrested for allegedly assaulting female police officer

TOT SHOT: A five-year-old in West Kensington was accidentally shot inside his home by a family member

UPENN PANTY-RAIDER: A student at the University of Pennsylvania was arrested for breaking into girl’s rooms and stealing their underwear

BON JOVI’S DO-GOODERISM: The Jersey rocker unveiled 15 new homes built in North Philly in association with Project H.O.M.E. (see our December cover story featuring Bon Jovi)

FEELEY STILL MIGHT START: Reid says if McNabb’s not healthy, he won’t play

 

Philadelphia’s Boorish Reputation Blamed for Hurting Model’s Feelings

1196181072 A gossip item in today’s Boston Herald alleges that New England’s faithful unleashed a torrent of boos upon Victoria’s Secret model Selita Banks when the waify panty temptress’s visage was flashed on the Gillette Stadium Jumbotron before the Pats/Eagles game Sunday night. But, of course, the Patriots are saying their hard-up legion of Jaunty Hat fans were not to blame for such behavior: PR monkey Stacey James pinned the outburst on the Philadelphia animals who made the trip:

When we asked Pats spokesguy Stacey James what was the dilly-o, he immediately fingered the opposing team’s following, who have a hard-won rep as the surliest fans in football dating back to an infamous 1968 incident when they pelted a certain Yuletide celebrity with snowballs during a half-time Christmas pageant.
 
“It must have been the Philadelphia fans,” James surmised. “They’ve been known to boo Santa.”

It’s nice to know the Patriots’ insufferable prick-ness has carried over to its hard-working media relations staff. And wouldn’t you know the Patriots would have a smug-sounding dude named “Stacey James” doing their media quote-feeding for them. This team must be stopped.

Pat’s fans Panties in a Twist over Model [Boston Herald]

 

Today on Phillymag.com

TASTE DAILY: Forget cooking. Wow your guests with a five-star catered meal

GOOD LIFE DAILY: Decorate your walls and do some good at this local online auction

TRAVEL: Escape to Nantucket for a calming weekend

 

The 8:30 Report: What Philly’s Talking About

1196169829Alycia Lane’s new dude: News anchor princess Alyicia Lane has a new guy: radio swordsman Chris Booker of Q102’s morning show. That sound you hear is heartbreaking wail of thousands of internet oglers still pining for those bikini photos. [The Mighty Dan Gross]

Atlantic City mayor, take two: After a couple of months of bizarre turmoil, Atlantic City appears to finally have a new honcho in place. However, it won’t be easy. According to the Inquirer: “With all his talk about an “extreme need to stabilize and restore the government,” one would think new Atlantic City mayor Scott K. Evans had taken office in a third-world nation.” [Inquirer]

Too many moles: Outgoing police commissioner Sylvester Johnson says there are too many cops passing along confidential information to the press. “We don’t have leaks, we have floods,” Johnson tells the Inquirer. [Inquirer]

Your commute probably sucked: An early morning crash shut down both sides of the Pennsylvania Turnpike. So far, no injuries have been reported. [KYW]

Jenna Bush in Bucks: The president’s daughter stopped by Pennsbury and Council Rock High School-North yesterday to promote her book Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope. Students walked away amazed, inspired. Unfortunately, there were no reports of her drinking and dancing on tables in the cafeteria. [Bucks County Courier Times]

 

End Quote: The Great Northeast’s “No Fingers” Gun-Control Policy

Today’s Daily Examiner quip comes, via Philadelphia Will Do, from a recent Northeast Times article about an anti-violence forum in which audience members offered their own creative suggestions on how to eliminate some of the city’s gun-related crime:

There were all kinds of suggestions, from re-opening Holmesburg Prison to building a wall along the Mexican border to amputating the index finger of anyone who fires a gun illegally.

Time to Move Forward in Crimefighting [Northeast Times]

 

Bill Conlin’s Internet Hell

1196105952So, for those of you not doing anything with family or friends the past few days, you may have noticed an online mano-a-mano between notoriously cantankerous Daily News sports columnist Bill Conlin and the Phillies-crazed blogger at Crashburn Alley.

What started out as an innocent you suck/you’re old!-type e-mail pissing contest about Jimmy Rollins’s MVP award suddenly turned ugly when Conlin made the unfortunate decision to write this in one of his e-mail responses: “The only positive thing I can think of about Hitler’s time on earth — I’m sure he would have eliminated all bloggers.”

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12:30 Report: Your News Update

EX-PENN PROFESSOR ENTERS GUILTY PLEA: Professor Rafael Robb pleads guilty to voluntary manslaughter after bludgeoning his wife to death

PENN POLICE SHOOT TO KILL: University of Pennsylvania police shot two men (and killed one) who ran out of Club Wizzard brandishing guns

WING BOWL RETURNS: Tickets go on sale this Friday for annual gorge-and-grope fest at Spectrum

NEW TOP COP’S RESPONSIBILITY: Experts mull Ramsey’s impact

ROLLINS HONORED AT CITY HALL: The newly crowned MVP gets a Room 202 visit with the most clueless sports fan in the city, Mayor John Street