A recent e-mail from Temple to an undisclosed number of potential students: “Yesterday, you received an e-mail from the Office of Undergraduate Admissions. If you read this e-mail as an HTML file, it offered holiday greetings. If you read this e-mail as a text-only file, it congratulated you on your acceptance to Temple. This version of the e-mail was sent in error and is not an offer of admission. … We sincerely apologize. … ” Cue the sad trombone.