Paramour’s Dirty Martini: The Muddy Pothole

Muddy-Pothole-MartiniHave you lost a tire in a pothole this winter? Then pour some out to your dead Firestone at Paramour. The Main Line bar is offering the Muddy Pothole cocktail to pay tribute to all of those dead homies popped tires. The martini might bare a little too much resemblance to the slush splashing out of a pothole but we’re somehow attracted to this very dirty martini. The Muddy Pothole is Absolut Vodka, Muddled Kalamata Olives, Dry Vermouth and Olive Juice then garnished with black olives (tires). And it’s half-price during Paramour’s Liquid Therapy happy hour, that’s just $5.50.

Meet the Muddy Pothole Martini [Parmour]

  • tijuana

    I get the gag, but you never use an even number of garnish! Bad luck.