#1: PINE VALLEY GOLF CLUB
Location: Pine Valley
Designers: George Crump and Harry Colt
Some things in life don’t need to be improved: Sunsets. Puppies. The Pine Valley Golf Club. Thus, Pine Valley tops our list, as a reward for the fact that it has done … absolutely nothing. Why alter a blade of grass on a course that has consistently been rated the finest (and among the hardest) in the world? It’s all here: the immaculate greens, the astonishing variety of architectural challenges, the perilous islands of fairway, the surfeit of sandy hazards bearing such monikers as “Hell’s Half Acre” and “Devil’s Asshole.”
About the only thing new is that women are now allowed, at select times, to play the course. (Welcome to the 1910s.) Still, unless they, or you, can cozy up to one of the course’s lucky local members (there are said to be around 350), none of you will ever play here. You can, though, roam the grounds during the annual amateur Crump Memorial Tournament (this year on September 25th-28th), the one time each year the gates are open to riffraff such as you. But sorry: no cameras allowed.