10 Most Unrecommended Concerts this Season, Ranked

Erasure performs at the Borgata on September 26th.

Erasure performs at the Borgata on September 26th.

10 “Pokémon: Symphonic Evolutions”
Mann Center, 9/19
Literally, the music of Pokémon.

9 The Eagles
PPL Center, 9/12
In case you haven’t already heard “Hotel California” 1,000 too many times.

Borgata, 9/26
We loved Erasure …  in 1985.

7 Disco Biscuits’ City Bisco
Multiple locations, 9/25-27
Calling all trustafarians and faux-hippie ravers.

6 Limp Bizkit
Tower Theatre, 10/7
Bad name. Worse band.

5 The Misfits
TLA, 10/24
Stopped being shocking long ago.

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The Beach Boys play Borgata on October 24th.

4 Ian Anderson
Caesars, 11/7
Two hours of flute-playing. Enough said.

The Beach Boys
Borgata, 10/24
Why don’t they just  book the Kingston Trio while they’re at it?

2 The Nick and Knight Tour
Trocadero Theatre, 10/12
As in Nick Jordan of Backstreet Boys and Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block. Ugh.

1 King Crimson
Kimmel Center, 9/12-13
The prog-rock band that, unfortunately, never died.

Want to know what we do recommend? We round up 30 awesome shows you can’t miss this season here.