The NOAA Says Braces to Yourselves for Lots of Hurricanes

Remember that time when America spent the summer bakin’ like a toasted cheeser? Everyone spent the summer going, “Oh nos! It won’t rain.” Well, hope you have a good kayak because El Niño is coming to mess us up with some truth. The National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration has amended its original prediction for hurricane season. Now they’re thinking that there will be 12-17 named storms and up to eight hurricanes. Two or three of those are expected to reach Category 3 or higher. Basically, The Day After Tomorrow is coming true. [L.A. Times]