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Don’t want to vote for presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump this November, but not quite ready to push the button for Hillary Clinton? You […]
One day long ago, in a land far away, I witnessed as the Phillie Phanatic appeared on the dance floor at a wedding, swept the […]
On the plus side, it wasn’t the demon blood-red communist Phillie Phanatic. On the downside, the Phillies hot dog gun appears to be about as […]
Though I think it would be obvious to all right-thinking people, not everyone believes the Phillie Phanatic is the best mascot in all of recorded […]
Today, the Wall Street Journal ranks Major League Baseball’s most expensive mascots, according to how much they charge for private bookings. Clocking in at $600/hour […]
The Phillies won on a walk-off single by Freddy Galvis in the 10th inning yesterday, beating former closer Jonathan Papelbon. The 3-2 win over the […]
Last night, John Oliver did a long segment on how the media often misreports scientific studies. In it, he referenced p-hacking — a way of […]
The World Series begins tonight, and the Phillies aren’t in it. You know that, of course. The Phillies lost 99 games this year, worst in […]
An Abington woman has filed a lawsuit against Tom Burgoyne, Matt Mehler, and anyone else who may have been in the Phanatic costume at The […]
Professional actor Billy Edwards has spent the past 15 years entertaining Philadelphia as some of the city’s most beloved figures. He has worked as a […]