Time Magazine: Kermit and Miss Piggy Have Split
“Our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al.”
Thus reads a statement from Kermit and Miss Piggy who announced that they have officially broken up (guess this is a trend, given the news on Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale). Time Magazine reported the break-up earlier this afternoon, as it appears that Miss Piggy made the call to end things with her long-time lover.
The puppet pair announced their separation via a Facebook post:
“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”