Pantsless Man Riding Scooter Approaching Customers at Bensalem Acme
Is this man the next Swiss Cheese Pervert?
Police alert in Bensalem – Unusual Incident @ Acme Market, Man with jacket, but no pants, riding a motor scooter and approaching customers.
— Pamela Lehman (@pamelalehman) February 27, 2014
Well, probably not. But considering our exhaustive coverage of the Mayfair SCP, I figured I’d get in on the ground floor of this one.