MCW Leads All Rookies in NBA Jersey Sales

Also in fake injuries.

Michael Carter-Williams, savior of the 76ers, leads the NBA in rookie jersey sales. Also leads the NBA in hyphenated-name jersey sales. Also in jerseys of players whose teams are inventing fake “skin” injuries to enable their teams to tank. Anyways, add one of these puppies to my Christmas list. Not since Kareem has such a promising basketball player had a hyphenated name, and as I am partial to hyphenated names, I think the time is now to invest in a pretty blue MC-W jersey to wear around the office.

[CBS 3]