Totally Harmless Game: Rank Penn Athletes Based on Their Looks!

Basketball, Gymnastics ranked "hottest." But there are no real winners in this game.

PartyFunder is a recently launched Philadelphia-based (and probably Penn-based) website which, among other things, allows users to create “comparison games” based on the names and photos of their Facebook friends. The two winners in our ‘Most Likely to Be Denounced’ category are: “Penn Athletics Dudes” and “Penn Athletics Chicks.” The object of the game is to rank the attractiveness of these athletes. Offensiveness aside, it’s especially challenging to play when Girl #1 is an infant and Girl #2 could be any one of three people. (Unlike PartyFunder, we’ve omitted students’ names.)

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Now, for a sample dude game.

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In case you’re curious: Men’s basketball and women’s gymnastics ranked the most attractive, based on the aggregate scores of all these poor people.

h/t Under the Button