Daily Pennsylvanian Generously Offers to Embarrass You Forever


Are you an incoming University of Pennsylvania freshman? Here’s a limited-time offer from the Daily Pennsylvanian that you should make sure your parents never, ever see. Are you a parent of an incoming University of Pennsylvania freshman? You’re welcome.

But act now! You’ve only got until July 15th to order this one-of-a-kind, perfect-for-blackmail 11″ x 20″ poster. $59 bucks for the first copy, and $29 for the other dozen or two you order for the entire extended family.