A Red Hot Chili Pepper, The Rolling Stones, and a Really Aggressive Bodyguard
Location: The Four Seasons, Philadelphia.
Date: Friday, while the Rolling Stones were still in town.
Event: Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis attempts to enter hotel around same time Stones are leaving. Due (presumably) to scrubby mustache, mysterious Rolling Stones security goon prevents him from entering hotel, eventually putting him into some sort of a jusitsu headlock.
Coming to the rescue of a celebrity, for the first time in history, were the paparazzi, who repeatedly informed the henchmen that Kiedis was a rock star, and was thus not to have his personal space invaded by anyone but the paparazzi.