Montco Woman “Guzzles” all the Jell-O Shots at Birthday Party Before Getting Arrested

Thinking of ways to spice up the lame Father’s Day celebration you’ve got planned? Want to make watching the U.S. Open tolerable? Whatever your weekend plans, take a page out of Gwen House’s book.

The Royersford woman faces multiple charges, including simple assault, after she allegedly guzzled all the Jell-O shots at her mother’s birthday party and then topped it off by beating the birthday girl.

Not just that, folks! She apparently had four–yes, four!–bottles of prescription pills in her bra at the time, which “police believe were consumed conjunction with the alcohol.” [Limerick Patch]