Wall Street Journal Becomes Parody of Self, Calls Bikeshare “Totalitarian”

This is how the Wall Street Journal‘s Dorothy Rabinowitz begins her insta-classic screed against New York’s bikeshare program:

“Do not ask me to enter the mind of the totalitarians running this government.”

And we’ll let her take it from there. Actually, wait here’s one more gem: “We now look at a city whose best neighborhoods are absolutely…begrimed is the word, by these blazing blue Citibank bikes.” Ahhh okay just one more: “The bike lobby is an all-powerful enterprise.” OK, here’s the video.