Video: Chris Christie Kills Spider, PETA Gets Angry
Friday, Chris Christie posted a video of himself killing a spider in front of a classroom of fourth-graders. PETA, upon being notified of the spider’s death said Christie “probably did it without thinking. Some people put the spider outside, but spiders are often scary to people, and that can prevent them from pondering their worth.” Actually Chris Christie definitely thought about it, which is why he tweeted out footage of the event.
Kids: Whether you’re Jainists or merciless hunters, here’s one thing you shouldn’t do at home. Observe as the Governor of New Jersey, after squashing the insect, wipes his left hand on the back of a chair and then tucks it, ever so subtly, in the pocket of his pants.