Today in Celebrity DUIs: Reese Witherspoon and Al Michaels

First, Al, who gets bored when not broadcasting Sunday Night Football:

Santa Monica police smelled alcohol and heard “slurred speech” when they pulled over legendary sportscaster Al Michaels late Friday, and later arrested him on suspicion of drunk driving.

And now, Reese Witherspoon, who was not driving under the influence, but was out to try and squash the charge her husband was about to get.

“Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.

Witherspoon ended up getting booked for disorderly conduct. She will represent herself in court, under her legal name Elle Woods.