Bradley Cooper Will Play An Evil, Probably Sexy Cowboy

Great news for those of you who would like to see Philly homeboy Bradley Cooper in buckskin chaps: He’s signed on to play an evil cowboy in the movie Jane Got A Gun, starring Natalie Portman. He’s beautiful. She’s beautiful. Perhaps beautiful things will happen!

Here’s the IMDB synopsis:

A woman asks her ex-lover for help in order to save her outlaw husband from a gang out to kill him.

Sexy! Probably! Action-packed! Yes! Worthy of exclamation points?Don’t know! But why not! Yippie kay-yay!