George W. Bush Has Embarked on a Second Career as a Painter

Some crafty hacker has infiltrated the Kennebunkport server, unearthing intimate correspondence and photos belonging to the Bush family. A photo of W. with (Polo) Ralph and David Lauren. Emails between George H.W. Bush and sportscaster Jim Nantz setting up golf dates. An email from Jeb bragging about how his father cleaned up Bill Clinton’s “sordid” image. But the real prize is a pair of photos of paintings George W.’s been working on, possibly in the buff. Here’s one of him in the bathtub. And here’s one in the shower. The mirror gimmick needs some work, but he’s definitely getting there. [The Smoking Gun]