Father of Abducted Five-Year-Old Has Seven Wives

The police aren’t ruling out any suspects in the case of the abducted five-year-old. (Except Dad, who’s in the clear.) Which means tracking down and interrogating each and every one of the “seven women [the girl’s father] identified as his current or former wives.” Get this guy one more, and we can call him the Octospouse. Yee! [Inquirer]