Overly Literal Teen Robber Literally Shoots Self in Literal Foot

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After allegedly robbing a West Chester man early Saturday morning, 17-year-old Jacob Loppe of Pottstown managed to hobble his own getaway with a shotgun spray to the tootsies. Somewhere, an English teacher is figuratively and/or literally holding her head in hands, wondering how it all went so wrong. [Pottstown Patch]

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