Cops Look for Erection Cream Thief in Delco

Cops are looking for a man who allegedly stole a box of erection cream from a Delaware County adult novelty store. The man supposedly paid for $50 worth of items, but refused to empty his pockets when he was confronted by security at Birds and Bees in Concordville. Authorities suspect that’s because he had pocketed a box of erection cream valued at nearly $9. THE HORROR. Police have not released a description of the subject. [Daily News]