Celeb Scoop: Anthony Bourdain Lost a Bet to Michael Solomonov and Had to Do a Shot of Hot Dog Water

Where in the World Was Anthony Bourdain? He was at the Pen & Pencil and had to do a shot of hot dog water after losing a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to Michael Solomonov. Bottom’s up. [Foobooz]

Kevin Hart vs. Chris Brown. If you have 15 minutes to kill, here’s a video comedian and Philly native Kevin Hart playing a shirtless Chris Brown and Ne-Yo in a pick-up basketball game. The language, as you would expect, is NSFW. [We Live the Game]

Dark Knight Massacre Delays Gangster Squad. The Warner Bros. film Gangster Squad has had its release pushed back from September to January as they work to cut a scene that shows a movie theater shooting. [The Wrap]

Regis Philbin Weighs in on Penn State. He says seeing Paterno’s statue come down broke his heart. [TMZ]

Snooki Sandwich. Snooki unveiled her own sandwich at Earl of Sandwich at A.C.’s Showboat. It’s got grilled chicken, mozzarella cheese, bread crumbs, tomatoes and pickles. It’s called—you guessed it—”Gorilla Beach.” No word on if she’ll name her baby the same thing. [Philly.com]

Bob Ross: Autotuned. Everybody’s favorite PBS painter gets the autotune treatment. Happy Thursday, you guys.

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! Ron Howard tweeted a picture of the script for the first episode for the fourth season of the greatest television show ever produced. [Gawker]