Brace Yourself for Donovan McNabb’s Career to Never End

Seriously, how is this guy still around? Donovan McNabb is basically like the new Brett Favre, except without the dick pics and the super bowl ring. When we last heard of McNabb, he was coming off the bench for a recreational basketball team in Minnesota. Now, he’s saying that he’s talking to, “about three teams” and eying a return to professional football. Like, of the NFL persuasion. McNabb wouldn’t say which teams he’d talked to, but we promise that we’ll be ready when whichever team inevitably signs the former Eagle tries to explain the move to their fans. It’ll be high comedy at its best. [CSN]