Jon Bon Jovi Death Report A Hoax

Late this afternoon, we started hearing chatter about the death of Jon Bon Jovi, which made us feel just a wee bit guilty about this review of his teleprompter-enabled performance in Philadelphia earlier this year. As word of Bon Jovi’s supposed death made its rounds on Facebook and Twitter, and as many 40-something Jersey girls undoubtedly began to get all choked up, we tried to reach Jon Bon buddy Pierre Robert, but the DJ wasn’t answering his phone. (At least not for us.) But now, thanks to reports on, er, reliable sites like TMZ, we are happy to confirm that Bon Jovi is alive and well. You can insert your own “Livin’ On A Prayer” or “Wanted: Dead Or Alive” joke here.