Eagles Fans = Most Depressed

The best thing about meaningless studies are the resulting photo albums and sound bites

See CBS 3’s coverage of the release of study results putting Eagles fans atop a most-depressed NFL fans list for a beautiful photo album of “Depressed Eagles Fans”—though to the Scoop those depicted look more angry, bewildered and poorly dressed than depressed—and this gem of a quote:

Structural Heart Disease and Non Coronary Interventions at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital Dr. Nicholas Ruggiero says, “We have all of our stresses in our own life and you expect to turn on your television on Sundays, route for your team and have a wine and unfortunately you get a loss, and it just gives you more heartache than anything else.”

Ah yes, the Scoop does love “a wine” with his Eagles watching.