Here Comes the Groom: Just Sign on the Dotted Line

A contract for your most important, um, vendor

My fiancée and I are currently planning what is going to be a fantastic wedding. Throughout all of the negotiations, however, many, many decisions had to be made, and in order to retain clarity, we decided to write them all down in contract form. Here is the sum total of these negotiations.  So, ladies, as you and your groom are planning your Big Day, please feel free to use a copy of this handy declaration. I know my bride found it very useful.