BOP Spotlight: Express Brazilian Wax

Poor, pretty, pregnant Edithe Gonek. She’d like to do oxygen facials, but she’s recently been outed as giving the best, fastest full-off Brazilian in town, and seems doomed to a summer — if not a career — of down-there depilation. Though she has hard wax at her disposal, Edithe prefers to smooth on the stickier, organic soft stuff. In an astounding 10 minutes, she’ll have you powdered, plucked, oiled, and paying at the counter. 1707 Walnut Street, 215-569-3100; bluemercury.com.