VIDEO: Weedney Houston Performs Throughout Gayborhood

Crack is whack, baby!

Ms. Weedney Houston herself.

Ms. Weedney Houston herself.

Oh, Whitney was right: Crack is whack, baby! She would have rather smoked some herb, at least according to  female impersonator Carl Max (AKA Weedney Houston) and local activist N.A. Poe. They’ve put together a new music video, “The Greatest Herb of All,” featuring a rendition of Ms. Houston’s fabulous song.

Best of all, you can see Weedney strutting throughout the Philly Gayborhood (and a few other city locations) in the purposely campy clip:

If you’re serious about the legalization of Ms. Houston’s new favorite drug, the video makers encourage you to join them on Friday, July 10th at Love Park for a Cannabis Legalization Rally starting at 4 pm. For details and more information, click here.

Oh, and just in case you are wondering, here are the lyrics to this rendition of “Greatest Herb of All:”

I believe the ganja is our future
Police want to take our weed away
Show them all the beauty we possess while high
Give them a sense of why
We are less queasier
Let the stoners laughter
Remind us how we love the weed

Everybody’s searching for a lighter
People need some bud to smoke up to
I have found just one plant to fulfill my needs
Green without stems or seeds
And it’s an herb I smoke frequently

I decided long ago
Never to smoke the shwagy shwag ganja
If I fail to find good weed
At least it isn’t crack just weed

No matter what cops take from me
They can’t take away my THC

Because the greatest drug of all
Just happens to be weed
I found the greatest drug of all
Inside of weed

The greatest drug of all just happens to be weed

Learning to love the ganja
Is the greatest love of all