What If Siri Was Gay?

Because here's what he might sound like

Siri may know where to find the nearest Starbucks, sushi restaurant and the definition of Santorum (yes, we went there), but a new spoof imagines what she would be like – if she was a gay man named Siriano.

We can already image the Grindr and Siriano partnerships (Siriano, find me a tall dark stranger … who likes Robyn, vodka martinis and Prada), the sassy directions he would give to the nearest gay bar, antique roadshow or Gaga concert, and how he would tell us that, girl, we need to get our hair did.

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