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Fidel Gastro is back at again with his recap of Top Chef. With Tracey and her sweaty bandana back in the trailer park, the rest […]

We are six days into 2012 and the impending apocalypse predicted by the Mayans has yet to materialize. This, of course, means we get to […]

Top Chef, you’ve changed, man.  It used to be about the food, man.  Now you have Muppets judging challenges?  I guess it’s not as bad […]

Fidel Gastro recapsthe latest edition of Top Chef: All-Stars. To add a little levity to the seriousness that has been Top Chef: All Stars, the […]

Fidel Gastro is at it again with his recap of last night’s Top Chef, this one just oozes sexual innuendo. Not that it matters—it is […]

Fidel Gastro recaps Top Chef episode 11: Making Concessions, promising a catch phrase for every sentence. The cheftestants have clearly begun to lose it. Episode […]

The remaining four cheftestants are reunited on the other side of the world, where there is a sharp contrast between Ed’s devil-may-care attitude and Angelo’s […]

Fidel Gastro spots proof of Eric Ripert’s murdering ways and more in his recap of Episode 12 of Top Chef: Washington DC. After weeks of […]

Fidel Gastro sums up another episode of Top Chef like only he can. I will mention one final time that Timothy had a winning smile, […]