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Top Chef Episode 14 Recap

Po’ boys for Roy Choi.

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Top Chef Episode 4: Three Squares

Fidel Gastro is back at again with his recap of Top Chef. With Tracey and her sweaty bandana back in the trailer park, the rest […]

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Top Chef Episode 9: Smoke Gets In Your Eye (Then You Almost Pass Out And Screw Your Whole Team)

We are six days into 2012 and the impending apocalypse predicted by the Mayans has yet to materialize. This, of course, means we get to […]

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Top Chef All-Stars: Since When Do Puppets Have Palates?

Top Chef, you’ve changed, man.  It used to be about the food, man.  Now you have Muppets judging challenges?  I guess it’s not as bad […]

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Top Chef All-Stars Recap: Fondue and Fallons

Fidel Gastro recapsthe latest edition of Top Chef: All-Stars. To add a little levity to the seriousness that has been Top Chef: All Stars, the […]

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Kenny Gets Beastly, Angelo Gets Bestial

Fidel Gastro is at it again with his recap of last night’s Top Chef, this one just oozes sexual innuendo. Not that it matters—it is […]

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Yellow Dress for Success

Fidel Gastro recaps Top Chef episode 11: Making Concessions, promising a catch phrase for every sentence. The cheftestants have clearly begun to lose it. Episode […]

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Top Chef Episode 13: I’ll Seetoh it You’re Eliminated

The remaining four cheftestants are reunited on the other side of the world, where there is a sharp contrast between Ed’s devil-may-care attitude and Angelo’s […]

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Top Chef Recap: Episode 12: Nerd Alert

Fidel Gastro spots proof of Eric Ripert’s murdering ways and more in his recap of Episode 12 of Top Chef: Washington DC. After weeks of […]

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Cold War Kids

Fidel Gastro sums up another episode of Top Chef like only he can. I will mention one final time that Timothy had a winning smile, […]