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Lightning Causes Bristol Chemical Fire. All schools in the Bristol Borough School District are closed today after lightning struck a Dow Chemical plant. Employees of […]

Don’t Let Your Girlfriend Get “Burrelled.” The guys from Bird Text—with a little help from that Sarah McLachlan song—would like to remind you that Pat […]

Retail giant sued over the ammo used to kill her.

More than three years removed from the start of the pandemic, schools have returned to something like normal. For most districts, the 2022–23 school year […]

Global warming must be frying our brains, yo, because there’s been a rash of incidents of blatant Twitter stupidity in the past few weeks. Just […]

Rendell does Colbert

New research answers questions, raises more

It is one of 8 malls in the country to offer the attraction.

Claire Sliney is gunning to become the most accomplished Penn alum in showbiz. John Legend better watch out — even he didn’t win his Academy Award until after, y’know, graduation.

It may be better known for mushrooms than living rooms, but Kennett Square is shining the spotlight on home decor with a crop of stores […]

Again, no ringing endorsement for the $100 million quarterback. Reid said heading into the bye week that Michael Vick was his quarterback “as of today” and that he would be taking a hard look at all positions. Ultimately, he chose to ride with Vick against the Falcons. But that’s as far as the public commitment goes.

“Obviously he’s thinking about making a  change at the quarterback position,” said Vick. “The thing I do know when I go watch the film and evaluate myself is that I’m giving us every opportunity to win. I’m trying my hardest. Some things don’t go right when I want them to; some things do. If that’s the decision the coach wants to make, then I’ll support it.”

The prospect of left tackle Jason Peters returning during the regular season seems more real than ever.

“There’s a chance,”Andy Reid acknowledged on Wednesday.

Looking for the Next Buzz Aldrin

The building was evacuated this morning.

They’re not waiting to see if Wolf’s budget promises materialize.