Wanna Be Han Chiang’s Apprentice?


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Okay, so a few minutes ago, this happened:

Apprentice – Han Dynasty Restaurant Group (Philadelphia)

Han Chiang of Han Dynasty is looking for apprentice.

Do you want to be a millionaire?

Do you believe Han can make you a millionaire?

Will you listen to Han and do what he tells you to make you a millionaire?

Location: Philadelphia
Compensation: salary+
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

That is the complete text of a Craigslist posting, alleging that Han Chiang is looking for an apprentice who, provided he or she does everything Han says, will become a millionaire.

I know, I know… We thought it was a joke, too. Matter of fact, I was almost sure it was a joke. But I called Dave Jenkins, GM of the Old City Han Dynasty, and he promised me that this was an actual thing.

“I talked to Han about it briefly last night,” he told me. And though Han was “vague” about the details (“Like he is about most things,” according to Jenkins), the posting is apparently legit and comes straight from the man himself.

So have at it, folks. And please, whoever scores this gig? Reach out to your pals at Foobooz and let us know what, precisely, you have to do for that million.

Apprentice — Han Dynasty Restaurant Group [Craigslist]