And The Award For Most Passive Aggressive Closing Notice Of The Week Goes To…

Longtime Northern Liberties tempeh and organic veggie-source Almanac Market just announced their impending closure with the following Facebook message: “The end is near. Tomorrow is the final day of Almanac Market. Stop by and spend some of that $ you spend on gas driving to holefoods…” [We’re guessing that the misspelling is intentional and some sort of witty anti-establishment commentary] “… Everything must go. Pretend to support local business. Act like you care.”

Tear shed.