Fun with Press Releases: Who Doesnâ€™t Want to Be De-Cocainized?
And now, this week’s context-free paragraph from a press release:
… is made with wild Bolivian coca leaves that are hand-picked at 200 meters in the Andes and then shipped under armed guard in 2000 Kilo Bales to Amsterdam to be macerated and de-cocainized. The potent high strength flavor formula is reduced to 60 proof, bottled and then shipped around the world in a more conventional format.
Last week, we were sudorized. This week, de-cocainized. We can hardly keep up!