Fun with Press Releases: That Not-So-Fresh-Preparing-a-Meal-Feeling

The old Foobooz/Philly Mag inbox is inundated with press releases on a daily basis—some full of very useful information, some full of totally useless information and some full of, well, curious bits. We thought you might enjoy, on occasion, reading a context-free paragraph from them. Here’s the first:

Now the mom slaving away in the kitchen or the culinary enthusiast have an accessible and effective solution to feeling fresh after preparing a meal. I thought your “Philadelphia Magazine” readers would be interested in hearing about a new solution to those sudorific moments cooking in the kitchen.