Morning News with Stolen Beer

We swear this is not us. Do you really think if we stole beer, it would be Miller?! [philly.com]

Compared to Alabama and its wine-trail-fighting Baptists, Pennsyltucky doesn’t look so bad. [AP]

College kids eat better than you. [NYT]

Rick Nichols continues on his winning ballpark food streak. A highlight: hot dogs “wrapped in steamy death shrouds of foil.” [philly.com]

For design nerds, check out the stunning restaurant graphics designed by Louise Fili. If anyone in Philly doing anything as classy as this, we’d like to meet them. [Official Site]