Morning News without Trans Fats

Hooray! The trans fat ban is a great success! Especially in those bakeries that are exempt from the law! []

PBR-swillers, there’s a new crap beer in town: Schlitz ‘original 1960s formula’ is being released this week and it’ll be delivered in horse-drawn carriages. Only in Chicago, though, but still! Wouldn’t that be fun if they did that here? We already have the carriages and how much less annoying would it be if they were piled high with cases of beer instead of gawking tourists?

Oh, now higher food prices are a good thing. [NY Times]