Morning News with Light Rain

Oh dear. Talula’s single table and its accompanying sturm und drang are profiled in Portfolio magazine. John Turturro has eaten there, but unless you can make plans two years in advance, you will not.
Food writers are fat, unhealthy and often in denial.

Looking for something new? Try some “camelbert” cheese, made from camels’ milk!

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