Morning News, Foraged from the Wilds of the Web

Joey Vento invites presidential candidates down to Geno’s, in his usual classy and hospitable style.

Tired of buying your food? Why not start foraging for it? Why, just outside our front door we have the makings of a delectable South Philly stew of Fritos bags, Geno’s cups and fluttering pages of the South Philadelphia Review. Add a pinch of vitriol and simmer.

Don’t drink the water. Or drink it. Or drink it and worry.

Guides for traveling vegetarians.