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Not The Best Thing That Happened This Week: A School’s Very Special Graduating Gift

Students at St. Cornelius School in Chadds Ford got an extra-special gift on the momentous occasion of their graduation from the eighth grade this week: […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Sixers Reupped Brett Brown

Hey, never mind the team’s triumphant run to the playoffs, the deft defeat of the Miami Heat in the first round, that THIS DAMN CLOSE overtime […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: Mail Service Is Gonna Stink!

The United States Postal Service is an odd bird. It has a form of workplace terrorism named for it (“going postal”). It’s under attack by the president […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: La Salle’s New Campus Hero

So on Tuesday morning at 11:50, a man entered the Beneficial Bank in the Shoppes at La Salle in Logan and, according to this safety alert later issued […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: New England Admits Who the Real GOAT Is

We don’t kid around when it comes to Super Bowl bets … so today, we make good on our wager with @phillyzoo & introduce you […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: Mayor Kenney’s State Store Stand

Most people in Pennsylvania think the state should get rid of the state store system altogether. Mayor Jim Kenney disagrees. On Wednesday, at the Cannabis […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Process Panned Out

Hey youse guys, hop right up here on this bandwagon, why don’t you? Yeah, yeah, we love Ben and Joel and Ersan and J.J., too. […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The IRS Crashed

God knows we’ve sweated over the years about paying our taxes. That’s why we felt such a shudder of schadenfreude on Tuesday when we heard […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Ben Simmons/Donovan Mitchell Word War

We don’t usually think of sports fans as ardent etymologists, but this week, in a Scrabble-worthy word dispute, they proved us wrong. At issue: whether […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: Back to Earth, Everybody!

It’s been a helluva high for local sports fans lately, what with the Eagles trouncing the Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Sixers’ 13-game win […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: Jalen Brunson Is the AP Player of the Year

Well, we were going to honor Markelle Fultz on the occasion of his surprise return to the Sixers lineup. But since he only clocked 18 […]

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Fight! Fight Behind the Gym!

This week in Leaders of the Free World, two thin-haired septuagenarians went at it, with Delaware’s own Joe Biden, the former Vice President of the […]

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Art From the Heart

While students across the country on Wednesday walked out of school to protest the shootings at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High a month ago, a local […]

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The Best Thing This Week: West Chester U’s Top Banana

Ah, college days! Remember the smell of the dorm rooms, the crackling marijuana buds, the beer-sticky floors? All colleges have traditions, and as it happens, […]

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Brockton’s Mayor’s Lame-Ass Eagles Tribute

Remember back before the Super Bowl when prominent citizens of New England were busy laying bets with prominent citizens of Philadelphia as to who would […]