Yes, Breast Milk-Flavored Lollipops Have Arrived

This is real.

Straight from the inventive mind of Jason Darling, owner of Lollyphile, we bring you: Breast Milk Lollipops (seriously). According to the owner, Lollyphile is all about offering exotic flavors that don’t exist anywhere else: “We’d like to think that we’re tapping into a flavor our customers loved before they even knew how to think,” he said in a press release. Well, that’s one way to put it.

To develop the pops, he actually enlisted an army of generous mothers to donate their breast milk so his flavor specialists could get the taste just right. Mmmm, just like Mom’s. And no, for those of you who are wondering, the lollipops aren’t actually made with real breast milk. We hope you’re not disappointed.

For those adventurous enough to actually try these things, packs of four can be purchased online for the modest price of $10. One condition: you have to let us know how they are.