Madonna Uses Doctor’s Note To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Madonna’s newest album is rumored to be called #UnapologeticBitch, and that’s exactly what she was when she ducked out of jury duty earlier this week.

The Material Girl was due in Manhattan Supreme Court this past Tuesday, but sources say she provided doctor’s documentation in order to be excused. She won’t be going vogue just yet: the court offices are coming up with an alternative date for the pop diva to be called in for jury duty.

I have a feeling that this song may have been exactly what the court clerk sang in response when he found out that Madonna wasn’t coming in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5OPMI13qng