Here’s How You Can Get Drunk on a Boat in Philly

See that ship up there? That’s the Spirit of Philadelphia. And it has seen some shit.

Now, I’m just guessing here, because I’ve never been on one of the Yards Brews Cruises (which are back again this year, hence this post). But seriously, when you’re mixing lots of beer, watercraft and local radio DJs, people are not climbing aboard for the lovely views and civilized atmosphere.

Or again, maybe they are. I don’t know. I’m just saying, if it was me? I’d be there wearing jorts, floaties (for safety) and one of those beer hats that hold two beers at once. And that’s it.

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