What Not to Do at PHL Over the Holidays

You know when you’re flying in from overseas and the airline hostess hands you a little blue form where you verify that you didn’t touch any livestock infested with Mad Cow Disease? There’s also a little box that you’re supposed to check if you’re bringing in $10,000 or more. You can bring any amount in, you just have to declare it. Here’s what happens when you don’t.

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Alleged Gunman Kills TSA Agent at LAX (Updated)

Update: An earlier report was incorrect (see below)–the alleged gunman is not dead, but in custody. He is 23-year-old Paul Ciancia, of Pennsville, New Jersey.

Update: The alleged gunman was a TSA employee, the LA Times reports. In addition to the TSA agent he reportedly killed, seven have been treated for injuries.

Suspect pulled rifle out of bag, opened fire in several locations. Police tracked suspect down, shot him in Terminal 3. He was taken into custody. “At this point be believe this was a lone shooter,” he said.

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A gunman reportedly opened fire at Los Angeles International Airport today, killing a TSA agent, according to the Los Angeles Times. That alleged gunman is now being reported as dead.

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All American Airlines Flights Cancelled Until *At Least* Noon

Yesterday’s rainfall–the rain that set a bunch of records we already told you about–has cancelled all American Airlines flights to and from PHL til at least noon. Some measured thoughts from the people:

And…whoops.

And this, from last night, via Reddit user Andrewz111:

So…Snoop Wasn’t at PHL Last Month After All

Department of Weeks-later corrections. Also, Department of Don’t Believe Everything on the Internet. In late June, I posted a Redditor’s photo that appeared to depict Snoop Lion Dogg at PHL.

Today, the Daily News published an item about Clementon, N.J. Snoop impersonator Lawrence Johnson tricking other celebrities into thinking he was the man himself. Here’s a pic from Johnson’s Facebook page.


And sure enough, as the Daily News correctly noted at the time, Johnson was indeed the guy at PHL. Anyways, now you know who to book on the cheap for your next birthday party!

Switchblade Enthusiast and Giants Linebacker Dan Connor Arrested at PHL

Leave it to a New York Giant to bring a knife to a city of gun fights. Giants linebacker Dan Connor, a Penn State grad and recent signee to the team, was arrested at Philadelphia International on Saturday after TSA officers found a switchblade in his luggage. Connor, 27, was charged with possession of an offensive weapon and has since been released, making him the 30th arrest of an active NFL player since the Super Bowl, proving once again that millionaire wannabe thugs will be millionaire wannabe thugs. Or, you know, just dumb. [NYDN]

Utterly Terrified Passengers Sue Over US Airways-American Merger

Nervous travel agents and passengers–joining forces at last!–have filed a lawsuit seeking to block the proposed U.S. Airways-American Airlines Merger on antitrust grounds. The plaintiff’s attorney called it “skyway robbery.” Heyo! Seriously though: The monopolistic behemoth that would emerge from the deal, a government report found in late June, could end up reducing overal competition on 11.9%, of all routes. Put another way: The merger would “reduce competition on 1,665 routes affecting 53 million passengers.” Meaning: A. Increased fares, and B. PHL could very well cease to be the U.S. Airways hub. [Courthouse News]

We Don’t Know Why, But Snoop Lion Was at PHL This Morning

A Reddit user reports that Snoop Lion, aka Snoop Dogg, was passing through PHL this morning. This photo, which does indeed depict PHL, and does indeed appear to depict the pride of Long Beach, is our evidence. The tired look on the young man’s face–the user’s brother–and the closedness of a shop in the background appears to confirm the earliness of the encounter.

Photo: moneyball026

Why Snoop was passing through town, I have not been able to divine. Hanging out again with his buddy DeSean Jackson perhaps?

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