Ex-Phillie Dykstra: I Was Beaten in Jail

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Hey, remember the 1993 Phillies? Weren’t they great? That team of roided-up, beer-swilling everybodies almost won the World Series! Sure, they lost to a team in Canada in the end, but we’ll always have the memories. Hey, the star of that team was Lenny Dysktra! Hit .305, slugged .482, led the league in hits and runs and walks and only didn’t win MVP because the greatest baseball player ever won it. He’s in the news again, as you can see from the cool screenshot above. Wonder why he’s wearing that hat?

Anyway, what’s our ol’ pal Lenny Dykstra been up to?

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Lenny Dykstra Is Getting Out of Prison

Philly.com:

Lenny Dykstra, the troubled ex-Phillies star, is expected to be released from a California prison Sunday, 15 months into his 3-year term, according to sources.

Dykstra pleaded no contest in October, 2011 to three grand theft auto charges and one count of filing a false financial report, just the latest in a series of downfalls in a tragic slide.

He was sentenced to three years in March 2012; obviously he’s getting out quite a bit earlier than that.

Lenny Dykstra Trying to Amuse Dr. Conrad Murray and James DeBarge With His, Ahem, Manhood?

Lenny Dykstra is in the celebrity wing (really) of a Los Angeles prison for his grand theft auto scheme. In an adjacent cell sits Michael Jackson’s Dr. Conrad Murray (really). Word has it that Nails gets his kicks by putting a sheet over his head, making a hole at the waist and sticking his…well, you get the idea. When it comes to Dykstra, though, not even this surprises us. [Crossing Broad]