Man Builds Boat, Can’t Get It To Water

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What have you been doing for the last eight years? Whatever it is, it’s probably not as impressive as what Swarthmore alumnus Jonah Eaton has been doing with his time. He’s been building a boat. By hand. But now that the boat is done, he’s having problems actually getting it, you know, into the water. Read more »

Waterfront Condo Has Two Private Terraces, 24/7 Valet, and a Vodka Bar Pre-Stocked With Vodka

This Waterfront Square condo on the Delaware is actually two units put together, which may explain why it has four deeded parking spots and three storage units (on the same floor as the condo). There are plus d’amenities at the gated community: Aside from the expected — 24-hour security, a fitness center — there’s also a putting green, a dog walk, a shuttle bus and an indoor pool.

As for the condo itself, appealing features include a walk-in closet “that will make any girl swoon,” according to the listing. Well, not any girl, surely. And do fashionable men not swoon? At any rate, gender politics aside, what may be most exciting is the vodka bar that is already stocked with vodka. Skol!

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30-Year-Old Woman Dies After Fall From Window of Luxury Condo

At 4:20 a.m. this morning, a still unidentified 30-year-old woman fell from the 12th story window of the luxurious Dockside Condominiums on the Delaware River. She was pronounced dead at 4:36 after after hitting a fourth-floor balcony. It’s unclear whether she jumped, fell, or if foul play was to blame.

A bunch of local athletes and celebrity types have called the place home recently, including Tony Bruno, Darren Daulton, Geno Vento, and once upon a time, DeSean Jackson. Here’s Bruno’s take.

Here’s a promo video for the joint, to give you a sense for the place.

[Inquirer]

“Sweet Retreats” Features Philly Rentals—Including a Houseboat

Houseboat at Penns LandingThe Living Well Network’s Sweet Retreats featured Philly a few episodes back. Two women, Kathy and Meredith, go looking for a weekend rental that will accommodate five women for a “girls’ weekend.” They’re happy to share bedrooms, as long as there are at least two bathrooms, a large common space and a good location.

Our favorite rental they look at, if only for novelty’s sake, is a Penn’s Landing houseboat. One of the women refers to a “P. Diddy yacht-style party” they might have, but it’s a sarcastic reference: Both ladies seem to have local accents, and one is delighted by the presence of red Solo cups in the cabinet. This is Philly, through and through.

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