Philly comedian Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell are teaming up for Get Hard. The film flips the switch on your typical white-guy-black-guy buddy comedy, finding Ferrell playing a white-collar criminal who hires a black guy (Hart) to prep him for his time in San Quentin prison—a subject Hart’s straight-laced character actually knows nothing about.
The film hits theaters nationwide on March 27th, but gets its world premiere at SXSW on March 16th. Check out the just-released video above.
Just a heads up for all you Broad City fans: The show’s stars, Philly comedian Abbi Jacobson and her cohort Illana Glazer, will be on the Late Show With David Letterman tonight to plug the latest season of their gut-wrenchingly hilarious Comedy Central series.
It’s not clear if they’ll be doing standup or sitting down for an interview or both, but they’ll be sharing the hourlong slot with actor Don Cheadle and musical guest Mikky Ekko. And they’ll probably also be stoned out of their minds.
Did you catch local comedian Shannon DeVido on Comedy Central’s new The Nightly Show this week? The Philadelphia funny lady guested in anticipation of her role in Difficult People, a USA comedy by Amy Poehler and Billy Eichner. A quick clip:
Every year, a group of rebellious local comedians get together to produce an anti-awards show called the WitIns Awards. It’s a chance for them to make fun of the local comedy scene, giving out awards for “Worst Comedian,” and the like. It’s not meant to be mean. Think of it as the Razzies; a funny way to point out some less-than-LOL-worthy moments in comedy throughout the year.
The latest installment happened this Sunday, and last summer’s comedy competition at Tabu, “Last Laugh,” took home the award for “Worst Comedy Competition.”
Comedian and Last Laugh contestant Rachel Fogletto accepted the award, which was a garbage-filled plastic bag with a penis drawn on it. In her acceptance speech, she pretty much zeroed in on the problem with the competition: “I made it through to like week 10, and we all lost to some lady from Atlantic City who missed like eight weeks of the competition, so fuck the Last Laugh.”
Ouch-worthy, yes, but it’s all in good fun, people. I went to a few performances last year, and actually had a nice time—especially watching local legend Needles Jones crack a few zingers about AIDS.
But this isn’t the first criticism I’ve heard of Last Laugh. Even creator Josh Schonewolf agrees. When I asked him if he’d bring it back, he said “Hell no. … That was a bonafide flop.”
See, everyone agrees!
Check out a video of Fogletto’s acceptance speech above. I have it set to start at the right time.
Everyone’s favorite animated TV show about the Belcher Family, Bob’s Burgers, is going on tour once again, finding the cast on the East Coast for the first time. If you haven’t watched the show, it concerns the Belcher family’s reopening of their burger restaurant and the mayhem that ensues. There’s Bob (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin), who is the chef and creator of all the corny names of his burgers, like the “Go Tell it On the Mutton.” He has a loving wife, Linda (John Roberts), who has a passion for dinner theater and a love for secret-telling. Bob and Linda have three hilarious and quirky kids: Tina (Dan Mintz), the awkward teenage girl who’s obsessed with butts and horses; Gene (Eugene Mirman), an enthusiastic middle child who plays the keyboard and is often seen in the burger suit; and Louise (Kristen Schaal), who is always wearing her pink bunny ears—except for that one time—and is known for her pranks and schemes. The cast will be joined at Upper Darby’s Tower Theater by creator and executive producer Loren Bouchard.
Their stop in Upper Darby will comprise standup comedy, an audience Q&A, a live-reading of the script and some of the unique tunes from the show, like Linda’s lullaby she sings when she brushes her little girl’s hair: “Here goes the hair / There goes the hair / Where goes Harry Truman? / He’s dead in the ground. / Dead in the ground. / Dead, dead, dead.”
This is just a taste of what you’ll see at the show, which takes place on Thursday, March 26th, at Tower Theater. More information and tickets can be found here.
“Weird Al” Yankovic has been promising a tour for quite some time, and now he’s making good on it. Today he released the dates on his “The Mandatory World Tour,” which comprises 100-plus cities, including two stops within driving distance of Philadelphia: Bethlehem and Lancaster.
Kicking off on May 12th in Las Vegas, the tour is in support of his Grammy-nominated 2014 album, Mandatory Fun, which hit No. 1 on Billboard’s Top 200 Album chart. Pre-sale tickets are available via Yankovic’s website starting Tuesday, January 27th, and will be available to the general public on January 30th. For a full list of dates, cast your eyes downward:
Looking for a night of LOLs to get a head start on those oncoming winter blues? Peek your head inside Adrienne Theater (2030 Sansom Street), where Philadelphia Improv Theater (PHIT) offers an affordable outlet to guffaw till your heart’s content. Choose from an array of House Teams comprising some of Philly’s most talented jokesters, each holding the power to give your abdominals a bit of a workout. Rock solid abs and a hell of a good time? It’s a win win!
When to See Them: December 6th and 13th, 9 p.m., and December 20th, 10:30 p.m.
Dog Mountain: Whip-smart sketches written and preformed by five hilarious dudes who, if duty calls, aren't afraid to put on a dress.
When to see them: November 20th and 21st at 9 p.m.
Outside Voices: This rowdy bunch is directed by Philly Improv legend, Caitlin Weigel. Weigel is an award-winning PHIT performer and instructor, kind of like the Yoda of Philadelphia comedy. “Hard to pass up, it is.” The team’s nine performers share an onstage chemistry known to captivate each other, and more importantly the crowd they are preforming for.
When to See Them: November 22nd and December 13th and 20th at 9 p.m.
The Flat Earth: Pay no attention to the name—their performances are anything but flat. Utilizing a wide variety of props and costumes in various and obscure settings, the cast of The Flat Earth will hold you captive in their own little hilarious and bizarre worlds till the curtains close. You may not want to leave.
When to See Them: December 11th and 12th, and December 18th and 19th at 9 p.m.
Big Baby: Big Baby, birthed in 2013, hit the nail on the head with their quirky exploration of the daily grind of Philadelphia living. They would also like people to know, “They enjoy the finer things in life, like extended nap and being cooed at by strangers.”
When to See Them: November 22nd at 9 p.m., December 6th and 13th at 10:30 p.m., and December 20th at 9 p.m.
The Future: Travel through time with an ensemble of seasoned performers mixed and a handful of newbies. This variety pack brings the crowd one thought provoking performance after another, each carefully crafted with intelligence and wit.
When to See Them: November 22nd and December 6th at 9 p.m., December 13th at 10:30 p.m.
An unfortunate video is making its way around the web today featuring a clip of Bill Cosby talking about drugging women on his 1969 comedy album It’s True! It’s True! The bit is all about the mythical liquid aphrodisiac Spanish Fly. It contains quotes like “Go to a party, you see five girls standing alone [you say] ‘If I had a whole jug of Spanish Fly I’d light that corner up over there.'”
Then he details how he tried to procure some when he went on a trip to Spain. It’s all in good fun, and he never says he actually drugs anyone, but still …
Chip Chantry and Jim Grammond are writing partners for the local sketch-comedy show Dog Mountain, performing at Philly Improv Theater on November 13th, 14th, 20th and 21st. You can also catch Chip at Rittenhouse’s Helium Comedy Club November 19th through 22nd.
“It’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fuckin’ smuggest old black man persona that I hate,” Buress said. “He gets on TV, ‘Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the 80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!’ Yeah, but you rape women, Bill Cosby, so turn the crazy down a couple notches.”